I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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