Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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