It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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