We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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