i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
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I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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