Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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