should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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