"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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