Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
ugly people sure do ruin things
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No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
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