in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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