Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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