Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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