Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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