My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
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Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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