i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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