WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize