It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
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As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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