Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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