Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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