I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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