nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
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Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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