I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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