That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
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Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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