4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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