i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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