Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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