Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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