When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
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I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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