Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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