He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
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I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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