look no pants
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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