It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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