I bet he comes in French.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
50% drunk capacity currently
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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