Sry I called you an 8
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
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I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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