You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
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And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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