I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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