so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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