Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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