You really coming over, don't trick.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
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What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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