I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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