Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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