I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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