what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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