In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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