I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
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He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
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The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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