I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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