I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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