But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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