I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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