Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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